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snowflake your ass

A person who is so Christmas crazed that they'll snowflake your ass
"You better fucking put up my Christmas tree or I'll snowflake your ass!"
by Dick dick couch December 12, 2016
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Snowflake Death Cult

Americans that are so afraid to admit that COVID 19 is real that they are collectively committing the slowest mass suicide in world history.
That Snowflake Death Cult member wouldn't believe a doctor when the doctor said they needed a vaccination, but they believed in the doctor enough to go back when they needed the tube.
by anonymous September 26, 2021
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A debate where people are discussing which group of people is ruining society the most, special snowflakes because of their oversensitivity, and edgelords because of their overinsensitivity, without realizing that it's technically both of them who have done the most damage.
Is there any reason to have an edgelord vs. snowflake debate? They're both equally toxic and have been ruining our culture for years now.
by CelticEagle February 17, 2019
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oklahoma city snowflake

The act of taking an old cum rag and shaking all the dried up, flaky cum onto a piece of paper. The paper is then folded in half and used to funnel the cum flakes ("snow" flakes) into someone's mouth.
I was going to throw out the sock I've kept under my mattress for the last year, but before I did I gave my girl The Oklahoma City Snowflake. She loved it!
by AttackOfTheYeast February 22, 2017
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mouth full of snowflakes

When a person stops themselves from swallowing. Usually when they are being confronted by another person more powerful than them.
John was brought in for questioning he tried not to swallow but the detectives knew he had a mouth full of snowflakes.
by Kenneth H. November 13, 2005
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Snowflake

A person who silences disagreement with their agenda or escapes accountability for their actions by deceitfully feigning offense or hurt feelings when questioned about the accuracy or logic of their narrative.
No matter how obviously that snowflake John Doe is caught lying or stealing, it’s always the one catching him who’s in trouble, for, of course, “hurting his feelings”.

If you know what’s good for you, you’ll just nod, smile and give him what he wants.
by Jrottn September 7, 2021
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Special snowflake

Butthurt; "you're making me feel some type of way" being one of many favorite turn of phrases, Typical office bound, business suit wearing, lie to your face with a smile on theirs, while fleecing the trusting public, closeted cocaine addicts that think they are somehow above others that go to the gym and hit a treadmill for twenty minutes then take thirty minute showers because they broke a half-assed sweat that have never done anything that would involve actually getting dirt under their fingernails or calluses on their hands, and strive to have to work less for more money, especially if they can jew someone over in the process that think they live in the 1980's wallstreet era rather than the paradise that these parasites destroy for others, while robbing anyone of contentment if they can possibly find some way to justify being butthurt as though they have done no wrong in the process of becoming butthurt.
Jesus goddam christ, moron.. ..You think you're some kind of special snowflake, don't you.
by Cthulhu Rex October 5, 2018
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