yoyo-smuggler

slang for VAGINA. certain parts of which resemble a yo yo when the classy lady is wearing a bikini

"daaaamn son dat girls yoyo-smuggler was wider than dartford tunnel"

by the_furry_cup_runneth_over September 13, 2013

Grape Smugglers

Extremely tight, and uncomfortable, underwear that closely hold your balls in place.

My new underwear are seriously tight on my balls. I think I bought some grape smugglers.

by Hdrihner11 November 17, 2015

plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.

See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019

shmuggled

Having been hugged, cuddled and squeezed excessively in a simultaneous act.

eeek! I've been shmuggled!!

by Katie March 30, 2004

smugglenuffin

-to nuzzle vigorously

Brie just totally smugglenuffined me.

by shes no android November 14, 2006

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011