Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.
Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”
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An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.
The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
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Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'
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