Victoria sponge

When you have sex with a girl on her period and cum inside her without a condom and then you pull out to see the blood and creampie resembling a victoria sponge cake.

That girl was so dirty she let me give her a victoria sponge on the first date

by +-Jaymie-+ February 13, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

One of the greatest shows on Nickelodeon. Spongebob is NOT a homosexual. It was clearly stated by his creator that he's not. So if you say he is, then either you're gay or in the closet. Fag.

Spongebob Squarepants is NOT gay.

by Sanji's girlfriend July 31, 2006

Fun Sponge

A fun sucker, downer, negitive nacy party pooper or a downright joy killington.

Person 1: Man, lets go on a killer adventure!
Person 2: (AKA Fun sponge) Naw, im kinda tired. Plus adventures are for losers.

by Simple Jack and a sack March 24, 2009

cunt sponge

another name for a tampon

My mom has been bitchy lately, I think someone needs to change her cunt sponge.

by Jnup August 15, 2006

the spongebob

When you nut in a girl's panties and put them on her head.

She was a skank so I gave her the spongebob.

by Woody & Broce March 19, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

slonger

A penis, usually of gargantuan length and girth.

Omar's slonger had to be tucked into his sock.

by Dicky July 15, 2005