Gucci Slide

When you cum in your hand, and slide your cummy hand across his/her gooch, resulting in instant pregnancy

Bro, you see that preganant girl over there? She definately got the Gucci Slide

by Gucci Slider November 2, 2022

Freudian Slide

A Freudian slip that lasts far too long to simply be a slip of the tongue.

Example #1:

Hey, can I borrow a pe-pe-penis penis penis Penis Penis PENIS PENIS VAGINA PENIS pencil please? Sorry, Freudian slide.

Example #2:

Woman: So what's your favorite color?
Man: Well, I think my favorite color's I'd like to bend you over my knee and spank your butt raw....I mean blue.

by Mo_Shift_Fo June 15, 2013

Sliding into temptation

1) Allowing oneself to be enticed.

2) Giving into one's desires.

Claire is working late on an essay. She goes to the kitchen and comes back with an open bottle of port - Claire is clearly sliding into temptation.

by clairepresto September 14, 2012

The Lawson Slide

Tripping over 15 children before hitting a wall, causing several expo branded markers to fall on my child (chungus presely)

The Teacher executed the legendary move, The Lawson Slide :D

by When_ January 6, 2021

Glory Slide

A breif moment of jubilation or feeling of immense well-being which is mercilessly cut short by an interaction with slushy animal feces discarded upon a pavement. Often accompanied by a catastrophic interruption of traction during carefree perambulation.

I left the pub quite cheerful last night, until I did a glory slide and landed on my arse.

by Russell Dust December 15, 2019

poop slide

a dump that leaves your butthole clean and does not require wiping

Alex: Yo dude! I just had a beautiful poop slide.
Jim: Nice bro. Your anus must spotless.

by sinqueerious February 25, 2020

Pomade slide

When you take the pomade from your hair and rub it up a female ass crack for lube

I was out of astroglide so I used the pomade slide.

by Daman0613 June 5, 2014