sibila

Used to describe a bitch. Usually found taking selfies with the dog filter.

"Omg, she's such a Sibila" "Ikr"

by Brrah January 2, 2017

simian

The distant parents of the "Original Peoples".

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Sicilian

A people coming from the Italian island region of Sicily. Many Sicilian-AMERICANS claim to be different and "better" than other Italians without actually having any evidence to back it up. Sicily was historically part of the same kingdoms of the rest of southern Italy and the Roman Empire, and was not the only Italian region to have been invaded by a large number of peoples and to have absorbed their cultures. Italy was cut up into many kingdoms before unification, and thus each region has their own distinct culture which they put before a united Italian culture. They ARE Italian.

“To have seen Italy without seeing Sicily is not to have seen Italy at all..."-Goethe

"Someone from the southern island of Sicily would first be Siciliano, then Italian. A Fiorentino from the central region of Tuscany would sooner declare allegiance to la Toscana than he would to a Calabrese...who in turn would distinguish himself from a Milanese."-Gabrielle Euvino

"For some reason Sicilians think that the Mafia makes them a separate culture from the rest of Italy. They must not know about the Calabrese 'Ndrangheta, the Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia, and the Camorra in Naples (which, incidentally, is older than the Sicilian Mafia)."

"Yeah, Sicilians have their own language. So do Neapolitans, Venetians, and almost every other kind of Italian."

by Angelo Beviliacqua July 30, 2009

simile tourettes

the process of using like after every 3 words.

Sally: So like I went to like the mall yesterday and bought like three or five like useless things.

Mike: Bitch you've got simile tourettes.

by derpherpherpderp March 28, 2011

Sicilian Surprise

A defensive maneuver in which the victim quickly kicks both shins of a larger attacker to escape. Once the attacker has been surprised, you will have about 5 seconds to run for the hills. Only used in self-defense, it shows a sign of weakness if you surprise someone smaller than the surpriser or someone that didn't start the fight.

Jim: Hey Josh, you know Bob, the guy that out-weighs me by 50 lbs?

Josh: Yeah?

Jim: He was picking on me so i gave him a Sicilian surprise.

Josh: Hilarious.

by Kingc0n September 11, 2009

siciliani

a handsome, 4-fingered musician, who has gorgeous curls, and dark brown eyes. He is usually found joking with friends, and helping those in need. He is the best, and loves to eat pasta.

Oh my gosh it's a Siciliani! This is INCREDIBLE!

by skippy30 December 14, 2010

simian

Someone in the realms of about 5'9" - 6'0". Has a huge love for thunderous death metal and weighs roughly between 250lbs - 500lbs. They also love, and I mean *LOVE* proteins and red meat.

When at work, do not aggrivate the Simian. He will shit on your stomach.

by Bitchtits August 18, 2004