SHIMMER SPHINCTER

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.

My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.

by MiniThick January 1, 2025

Shimmerize

to make a thing shiny

I shimmerized the car

by HuysChannel89 January 21, 2026

Shimmey Shim

The word literally means pure cocaine. The finest cocaine on the streets. Top grade Coke that is broke off off the brick.

He was tired of laced coke so he found a new plug who offered that shimmey Shim.

by The Chosen Jew May 17, 2025

Shimaya the Monkey

Shimaya the monkey was adopted at a young age when a family came by to the zoo and she fell out of the tree. The two children wanted a pet and asked their mother for a pet monkey. Their mother agreed and put the baby monkey in their purse and ran out of the zoo. Now this monkey isn't a very nice monkey in fact she's a very bad monkey and doesn't listen to instructions. Her nose also flares up when she's angry and has 5 basic gestures she turns to. Do you know someone like this? Call them Shimaya the Monkey

Stop being such a Shimaya the Monkey!!!

by heheheessdd May 30, 2025

shimagoon

somebody who found Shima from Planet Dolan extremely hot as a child, and still does.

Guy 1: "bro i'm such a shimagoon"
Guy 2: "fucking furry"

by Aidenmash July 14, 2025

Shima

The opposite of Amish.

A person who would rather use machines or technology to do things.

Wow, your oven turns itself on and off. That’s so Shima.

by Literategirafe October 11, 2025

shul shimer

(vrb.) the act of one being anything you want it to be.Thus london shul shimer maybe desirves getting shoed.

the act of one being a dick.

ex. yo, bill's being a shul shimer, i just cought him sniffing my moms dirty underwear.

by Dleahy February 11, 2008