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sheep shagger

To have sexual intercourse with a sheep. Preferably the sheep is an ewe to avoid others thinking the shagger is homosexual. However, if none are available, to ram a ram in its anus is perfectly acceptable.
He is so ugly that he cannot bag any chicks and has to resort to being a sheep shagger instead. I hope he stops before he catches something.
by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009
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Sheep Stalker

A person that follows a follower.

Sheep Stalkers don't even make the effort to mooch along with the herd, they are rather like the dags on a Sheeps wooly bum and just tag along with whatever.
Hey Leon what are you and your mates doing tonight? I thought I might just tag along? Elmo mate you are just a Sheep Stalker!
by CartelKids May 6, 2010
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sheep throating

It's when you give a sheep (or goat) a blowjob.
Mayka sheepthroated that goat in exchange for some of its cheese.

Sheep throating is an official sport in New Zealand.
by DudeManBro August 27, 2015
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Wötr Sheep

The holy sheep that looks over Broland after slavery and a tragic and painful death. Felix Kjellberg regrets looking down upon the elevated one, Wötr Sheep, because now he requires a sacrifice at least every 2 weeks, or else he will take the life of a loved one.

"Wotr Sheep take this offering" *bell rings 3 times*

Wötr Sheep has even become a real-world religion, known as Wötrsheepism. It has 101,000,000 members and counting, and it even holds the #8 spot for the world's most popular religions.

Wötr Sheep communicates with mortals through the Council of Wötr Sheep, a mysterious group that is responsible for giving instructions or predictions primarily to Felix Kjellberg.
Wötr Sheep, I bow before you, as I speak through the almighty council
by IsGudd September 11, 2019
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water sheep

Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.
"council of water sheep, tell me the way."
by BigBoyPop August 23, 2019
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sheep teeth

From 200 yards, what appears to be a regular person but actually, after closer inspection one realizes the have crooked, brown, Tombstone's for teeth.
"Oh you appear to have Sheep Teeth, goodbye".
by Thegiftedgabler November 30, 2017
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