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Shampooper

When one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the rectum of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner "pooping" the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower.
I know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shampooper and my anus has never been so shiny and flake free.
by Frozen Burrito September 9, 2011
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Shampooper

A obsessive compulsion to constantly flip upside-down shampoo bottles, to ensure they are right side-up. This causes confusion when the user realizes that the bottle was in fact designed to look upside-down, even though it is right side-up. Bringing the individual to think twice their every move, and increasing their level of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Kathy: Hey Sally, did you leave this bottle upside down?
Sally: No...
Kathy: No one else lives here Sally
Sally: Well maybe it's one of those...
Kathy: <interrupts> I'll kill you!1#1!!1@!!!!zomgwutdafuq!!@!111

That my friends is a Shampooper... Don't be a Shampooper.
by sovrac August 18, 2013
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Shampa is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart
I like Shampa. She is a person whom all people likes
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Dry shampoo

The action of pouring shampoo into ones vagina, letting it dry, and acting as birth control, if you want it removed, boil some water, pour it into ones vagina, and wait for it to unthaw
I can’t believe your having sex with him, it’s time for dry shampoo
by BowlOfSpaghetti March 24, 2020
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Sacramento Shampoo

The act of shooting a load of semen into a woman or man's hair in the shower substituting for normal shampoo.
Girl: *Shower running* "Honey I'm out of shampoo!".

Man: "No worries hunny bunny,get on your knee's and get ready for a load of Sacramento Shampoo".
by APeezy_UK54 November 20, 2010
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Shampoo Effect

The effect when you drink alcohol the day after getting extremely drunk and it only takes you a quarter of the amount of alcohol to get you equally as drunk as the night before.
The shampoo effect really got Brittney tonight, she only had one shot and now she is peeing in the refrigerator!!
by slevin20 January 2, 2011
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mud shampoo

The act of pissing on a girl's hair to wet it, then proceeding to take a shit on her head and massage into hair with your butt/groin region.
Last night that chick asked for a mud shampoo! How crazy is that?!
by 'Murica April 19, 2011
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