“I honestly know any churches I can point you in the direction to go to, this town is full of sham gardens.” - Danielle H.
by LIStrong128 March 8, 2024
Get the Sham Gardenmug. slang for self-stimulation; acronym for Stay Home And Masturbate; generally used as an excuse when one does not want to participate in social activities/events. Can also be used to as a synonym for masturbation, regardless of whether or not the subject actually stayed home.
"Hey Nadia, we're going to Shenanigans tonight, you coming?"
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."
"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."
"I shammed last night."
"Nah, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Think I'm just gonna sham."
"That sext you sent me was so hot that I just had to sham."
"I shammed last night."
by dra1nbead December 15, 2014
Get the shammug. A sham is something that is not real or fake shams can be made up by anyone like the government or your average Joe Shmoe
by My shadow and me June 12, 2021
Get the Shammug. by hehfrc839hv1nf January 28, 2020
Get the shammug. The most annoying person you will EVER MEET!!!! She will insult you and make fun of you so bad that she will make you cry.
by x-woman May 30, 2019
Get the Shamsmug. by Mr. Fidddlediddle September 16, 2010
Get the Sham-boemug. quite literally means the sun, an enormous star in arabic.
she steps in, and the room brightens for like 500Kv as soon as her silhouette meets people's gaze. probably a scorpio, leo or a very very vague virgo.
Shams is feminine, graceful, at times syncopating and artistic. she's not crazy - she's quiet and comforting. she's irrevocably humorous and sensitive.
she steps in, and the room brightens for like 500Kv as soon as her silhouette meets people's gaze. probably a scorpio, leo or a very very vague virgo.
Shams is feminine, graceful, at times syncopating and artistic. she's not crazy - she's quiet and comforting. she's irrevocably humorous and sensitive.
by st4rg4z3r April 22, 2023
Get the Shamsmug.