Shmackle

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.

Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(

by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

shankle

A ritual that is widely practiced in Northern Pennsylvania. It is the act of a group of men masturbating into a water supply source and then that water being used by an unsuspecting victim.

Dude, shes about to take a shower. Little does she know though that she is about to receive a shankle all over her.

by shitfacedfest October 16, 2008

crack spackle

When a man unleashes his powerful cumshots onto another living organisms ass, allowing the semen to slowly slide down the cheek of the ass.

I could hear Ashley's laughter while the crack spackle made its way down her ass cheek, tickling the hairs on her butt.

by Christopher Joseph Dobbs October 22, 2003

ryan sheckler

One of the HOTTEST pro skaters out there! Currently 17, and has his own show, Life of Ryan on MTV. He turned pro at age 13 in that same year he won a gold medal at the X games.

A skating prodigy.
A hot skater.

Wow look at that kid he is a natural....a ryan sheckler.

Whoa that skater is so hot... he reminds me of ryan sheckler.

by sheckygirl November 8, 2007

snackle

Verb.

This definition of "Snackle" was coined in 2008 by a college freshman.

Snackle is a portmanteau of snuggle and tackle. Therefore, it means to snuggle/tackle. Snackling can be performed in a platonic manner amongst groups of friends or in a more romantic setting.

Eric: Do you think you and Courtney are gonna hook up tonight?

Fred: Nah, we'll probably just snackle.

Jenna: We need a bigger couch on which to watch The Office on Thursdays!

Louise: Yeah, it needs to be perfect for snackling.

by EmilyAwes June 11, 2009

spackle the den

To retire to the den, whereafter you immediately log on to internet porn and masturbate so profusely that you ejaculate all over the wall.

My wife was being a royal bitch last night, so I told her I would be back in a couple hours, I gotta go spackle the den.

by wally4444 July 31, 2011

crack spackle

Flesh colored puddy used to conceal the top half of the ass crack, to create a false illusion of extra back skin. Most commonly applied to someone with a bad case of plumber's crack.

Damnit Joe, put some crack spackle on that ass before I puke!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009