by bitchpleeeeeease December 2, 2015
Get the fire selfie mug.In reference to *Top meaning ; A common response to the visual reception to the posted morning selfie.
Jack woke up early that tuesday morn. As usual, he logged into The Facebook. The first post was by Jessica; she posted a morning selfie. As he waited for the picture to load, Jack noticed the morning wood in his shorts growing with every line on the picture (damn dial-up). In response to the newly loaded picture, Jack gave himself a Morning Selfie.
by tRy2bEaT_mE March 9, 2015
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Dying while taking a selfie. When your vanity collides with the Darwin Awards.
Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).
Can be used literally (an actual fatality) or metaphorically (such as a career- or relationship-ending idiocy).
"In recent years, more people have died of selfiecide than by shark attacks."
"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."
"So when HR found out about the pictures from the convention, he was marched out with his personal effects in a cardboard box before lunchtime. Gotta say, that was a total selfiecide, dude."
by GarethBeaumains May 26, 2016
Get the selfiecide mug.Pissing on yourself while in the shower.
by HustleRose October 2, 2013
Get the Golden selfie mug.An act usally carried out by girls aged 12-21, the act involves taking photos of ones self while posing. If the act is carried out by a man, he is usally seen as being gay.
Example 1: Yo man, I seen you put selfies up on facebook... You gay cunt!
Example 2: Hey man, I was doing some facebook stalking today, found the hottest girl, check out her selfies.
Example 2: Hey man, I was doing some facebook stalking today, found the hottest girl, check out her selfies.
by bobwilllong July 19, 2012
Get the Selfies mug.when some one is smarted for their own selfish needs(i.e.they learn things or know things they typicly wouldnt inless they need it)
rob: yo john wats today
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
john:idk fred probibly knows its almost his birthday
rob:i guess we should use his selfish smartness to our advantage while we still can
by theamazingyuu March 23, 2010
Get the selfish smartness mug.A picture taken by ones self, including 50% or more of that persons face. Pictures taken of other body parts or NOT including 50% or more of that persons face is not considered a selfie.
Timo took a picture of his boobs and mouth but did not show more than 50% of his face. Therefore he did not take a selfie.
by Batmannotdave November 10, 2014
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