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Selective Reader

When you’re in an online argument and someone only mentions a part of your argument that they can use against you to make it seem like you lost is a selective reader.
I was in an argument with someone Twitter who only used some parts of my texts to counter argue. What a selective reader!
by Memes do ur mom November 24, 2023
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Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.
Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.
by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023
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Selective Ass Beating

When someone is being jumped (using someone stronger than the each group member individually) the person would choose one person through hating them the most or just at chance and give selectively kick his ass.
"Jason was jumped by 4 people but gave Micheal a selective ass beating"
by Dewayne?NoItsNot! December 3, 2023
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Natural Selection

1. Universe's way of making your life miserable.
2. An event in nature.
3. That one edgy kid's shirt.
1: The goddamn universe gave me natural selection! Aw hell!
2: I've been naturally selected because that is what happens when I win the race.
No need to explain number 3.
by Zach T. Radass December 27, 2022
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COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.
COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.
by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020
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selective bitch

Much like the termselective hearing’, selective bitch is when a female chooses who she is bitchy towards, or where and when she would like to be bitchy.
She was such a bitch about it then, but now, she doesn’t seem to care, talk about a a selective bitch.
by Dooong May 14, 2020
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Select Streaks

Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.
by Heyitsj000 June 3, 2020
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