Seasoned

Surprisingly calm, cool, and collective on a certain situation or scenario, especially one that has been dealt with several times before. (financial issues, haters, etc.)

"Seasoned" is the opposite of "salty."
The term comes from "seasoning", a form of condiment similarly used to salt, the origin word for "salty".

"All these haters salty; I'm too seasoned, homie."

"HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE CHILL IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS?!"
"Rich, he's too seasoned to panic."

by SonicPman May 19, 2017

5th season lesbian

The gratuitous introduction of a lesbian character, characters,relationship or situation in order to boost flagging interest in a television, or comic series. Usually happens in the fourth or fifth season of the series lifespan. The intent is more to spark interest with provocative girl on girl action than to create diversity.

The classic example would be Willows outing in the last few seasons of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Willow and Tara would be the 5th season lesbians.

by Thomas Hyde June 20, 2006

Birthday Season

Similar to other holidays like Christmas or Thanksgiving, your birthday season (also called "the season of your birthday") begins on the Friday afternoon before the actual birthday, and concludes on the Sunday evening after the actual birthday, giving the birthday boy or girl the benefit of multiple celebration days. In the event the birthday falls on an actual weekend day, the season of the birthday begins on Friday of the weekend prior, and ends on Sunday of the subsequent week. In no event should a Birthday Season be longer than 17 days.

My birthday is January 8th. In 2010 my Birthday Season (also called "the season of my birthday") begins January 1st and ends on Sunday, January 16th. It gives me plenty of time to celebrate my special day in separate events: party night with my work friends, party night with my girlfriends, party night with my pre-marriage friends, party night with my marriage friends, and any other circumstance that allows someone to celebrate the "season of me!"

by RosieWithTheLightBrownHair January 15, 2009

sebas

the pimp of the school

He is such a sebas with all those girls on him

by IsaacG. January 21, 2005

Sahas

A friendly boy. That Will most likely be your friend if you ask him. You are lucky if you have a Sahas.

Lonely kid:“Can we be friends”
Sahas:”Sure”

by Seheu January 29, 2020

dingleberry season

when your dingleberries are ripe and you need to go to the taurlet to pick your crop

Its been about 2 months, beter go to the john and see if its dingleberry season yet

by Bralph Mayoface November 19, 2010

Surf My Seas

Although one may not use a surf board, it most definitely adds to the excitement of the action. Surf my seas refers to gradual movement up and down a woman's body with one's weiner which may involve some light penetration.

Dev in "Dancing in the Dark" would say, "I'm only talkin to ya if you wanna surf my seas"

"She said to me "surf my seas." I really surfed the crap out of her seas.

by Bearhunter27 October 12, 2011