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cum season

The period within a month a man can cum inside of his girl without having to worry about the consequences of impregnation. Usually, this occurs a few days before his girl's period, during her period, and shortly after her period.
Gabe, "Hey David, do you want to go to the movies tonight?"
David, "No way, it's cum season, I need to take advantage of not having to pull out"
by Fluffbun September 24, 2017
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Rosé Season

Rosé Season is a lifestyle for all seasons. The rosé lifestyle is popular among pretty people enjoying pretty cocktails in pretty places.

Rosé triggers positive emotions and memories, which helps explain the rise of popularity on social media. Popular hashtags include #RoséSeason, #RoséAllDay and #YesWayRosé.

True Rosé Seasoners know that the season never ends, but it is most popular in warmer, summer months. Rosé Seasoners typically reside in NYC, Miami, LA, Dallas and Chicago, but you can find them summering in the Hamptons and wintering in Aspen. They also spend part of their summer in other luxurious and exclusive destinations, such as on yachts and beach clubs in St. Tropez, Mykonos, Ibiza, the Amalfi Coast and Croatia. In the wintertime, they will head to chateaus and mountain chalets in the Alps, or they will seek warmer weather in Australia, South Africa and Southeast Asia.
by Rosé Season June 20, 2018
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Truffle Season

-“Hey Jay Z, where are you headed all dressed up in that tuxedo?”

-“Nowhere, baby. It’s Truffle Season.”
by AnotherTampaOriginal May 17, 2019
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Vulture Season

The period of time when many college students (freshmen usually) break up with their significant others that are back home or at a different university. Like vultures to carrion, potential suitors are attracted to the new singles. It can be theorized that many random hookups occur during Vulture Season. This period of time is usually between October and Christmas Break, as these people have been away from home and their significant others for a long time at this point.
Bro, vulture season's officially in swing! That dime I was telling you about just broke up with her boyfriend, I'm going for it now!
by King Vulture September 9, 2014
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Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.
Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.
by RoidRage January 2, 2010
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clip season

The Time of the year when you get fucked over constantly
When you miss your flight – clipped.

Make your next flight but miss the connecting flight- clip season
by Moshe Akiva June 10, 2018
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onesie season

Uhh so done with summer thank god its onesie season
by Romeo.oh.romeo September 18, 2017
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