Scrotum Totem

The totem attached to the scrotum. Ie. A man's dick or penis.

A humorous innuendo comparing a totem pole to a penis, specifically in reference to one that is erect or perceived to be.

Warren said, "Dude, that guy just erected a scrotum totem in his trousers"

by TADPOOL June 3, 2023

Naive Scrotum

what your brother calls you when you fucked up badly

No! We're not going, you naive scrotum!

by garrett's dumb face April 20, 2017

screeching scrotum

when you scratch you balls too much and it causes then to be rubbed raw

last night after masterbating i scratched my balls so much i had a screeching scrotum

by robert The Dood October 23, 2017

ASSA SCROTUM

A boy who has brown hair, is typically short, and his voice is so high pitched it sounds like a dolphin. He tells everyone that he’s straight but is secretly gay.

“Is that guys name asa Odom?”
“No it’s assa scrotum!”

by Im.Thiccc October 26, 2017

Sad scrotum

A term to call a person when they are annoying and every other word just won’t accurately describe them

Highkick02: team chat Go for it!
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!
Highkick02: team chat Go for it!

Me: global chat Stop being such a sad scrotum

by Squirtleballs23 June 13, 2018

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

Ball-Scrotumitis

when someones balls are hairy beyond belief and have multiple pigments over the skin along with bumps in a shape of thomas the tank engine.

"Ew that boy had BBAADD Ball-Scrotumitis!"

by AL1B1 April 24, 2020