2 screening

Watching TV at home and using your laptop at the same time to interact about what you are watching, using social networks.

Sarah: "Will you be watching the X-Factor auditions tonight?"
Tracy: "Definately, will be 2 screening on Twitter for extra funny comments"

by phatflaresblack March 3, 2010

spress screening

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.

Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.

by Book_face June 8, 2010

Split screening

When you and your boi get prostitutes and nail them in the same room, but not the same bed

-Hey Dude! Let's go get some hookers
-Aight man, but I ain't split screening with yo ass again!

by Darthfello November 25, 2017

Screblington

Another definition for the word screb, usually a small dark haired woman with glasses on.

The person is generally found to be very annoying and seeks attention from their partner.

OR

Screb combined with Emrington; Screblington.

You are such a screblington.

Oh that woman looked like a screblington.

Emma.

by docktimpo September 10, 2009

Schroedinger's situation

When you are so broke that you incur penalties causing you to become more broke, thus incurring more penalties.

You are in Schroedinger's situation when you don't have the money to fix a broken taillight, so the cops give you a ticket. You pay the ticket, thereby incurring an overdraft charge. And so on.

by harmless_drudge May 9, 2011

Screwdini

When someone or tries to escape a difficult situation and utterly fails.
Can also be used by angry Italian women to belittle their kin.

Example 1
Cop A: What do we have here?
Cop B: This screwdini tried to rob the liquor store after hours and locked himself inside.

Example 2
Son: Ma, my house was going to foreclose so I needed to sell drugs to make my payments. Can you bail me out of jail?
Angry Italian Mother: SCREWDIIIINI!

by wickelobe June 23, 2011

screaming eve

V. The Musician that make pretntious Ambient metal music originated in Thailand
V. Substitute term for Loser of a lead vocal such as Marilyn Manson , Ronnie Radke , Chet
n. Wasted and High simultenously
n. Being a drama queen

Craig: Hey do you wanna go see the concert tonight?
Jonny: What? not another Screaming Eve band.
Craig: No It's Marilyn Manson
Johnny: Man, He still a Screaming Eve.

by PSDMQAGMDCM December 4, 2013