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sketch monkey

a homo sapien who appears to be quite sketch, regardless of age, race, or gender...
DUDE, that guy was a real SKETCH MONKEY... It' hard to believe they let him be a cop.
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Scotchy

A male administrator with a hairy physical appearance, a fondness for cheap scotch and a penchant for buggery. Like the Anti-Midas everything he touches will inevitably turn to shit. His got to move is the Burt Reynolds '74. Occasionally he will drink too much and go starfish on your living room floor. This person will use his position of power to offer oral sex to his male employees. This offer will often induce involuntary vomitting from the intended victim. Incredibly, Scotchy will not be reprimanded for this behavior by his superiors, which will allow him to search out more male suitors.
Scotchy was sitting there in a Burt Reynolds '74 pose and he told me that since he grew up in a more liberal time he wanted to give me a blow job. I then started puking like crazy.
by Ronaldson February 5, 2010
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sketch

The term "sketch" or "sketchy" refers to a person or situation that is a little strange or out of place. Usually when someone says something is sketch it means they want nothing to do with it.
Guy "Hey did you see that sketch-ass guy in the coat just staring at you? He looked so weird!"
Girl "Yes! It creeped me out. It was so sketchy."
by AF528 August 26, 2005
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Sketch Money

A term used to describe a situation, a person, or an action that gives you a bad feeling or makes you feel unsafe or uncomfortable .
*An African American at Camp Bisco slinging "legit" opium and 5-MeO-MIPT*
Idiot: Dude do you have some cash?
Friend: No man, sketch money.
by mahlpup November 9, 2010
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sketchbook

(n) derived from the word sketchy. this is a word that describes someone who shows sketchiness to a ridiculous extent.
dude, that stalker kid is such a sketchbook....
by thespatula0224 December 23, 2008
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Scotcho libre'

Any person of Latin, Spanish or South american descent thats name is Scott. This name was originated through the movie Nacho Libre' starring Jack Black. In most situations this is a word used to adress an individual in a comical way but may be taken offensivly by the person who is being called by this name.
Scott gets so angry when we call him Scotcho libre'

That kid scotty Makes a great Scotcho libre'

People love when we call scott Scotcho libre'

Me and Scotcho libre' are going to the handball courts once he gets back from chile'
by Jon Merdock July 11, 2009
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Sketch-Tastic

A adjective describing something that is very shady or sketch
1-That party at John's was sketch-tastic, no wonder it got busted

2-He wants to do a deal at the park? that's sketch-tastic
by Joeseph Vangay August 19, 2009
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