Sarcastic-Bitch 

A sarcastic bitch is anyone who uses extreme sarcasm in a bitchy manor. A sarcastic bitch will scoff at any remark or request you make if they deem it inferior to their superior level of intelligence. Their retort will be oozing with sarcasm so much so that you may feel dirty afterward and it will be sure to belittle you to the point of possible self harm. Sarcastic bitches are somewhat rare. However if you do come across one, buckle up, because it is going to be an adventure filled with bitchy sarcasm.

"Hey you look cold."
"Would you like to borrow my Ushanka style hat?" <-The Victim

"No thanks, I'm not cool enough." <-Sarcastic Bitch

"Yeah, you're right. You sarcastic-bitch."<-The Victim

Sarcastic-Bitch by shahab s. February 15, 2009

sarcastobang

A cousin to the interrobang (?!). A punctuation mark represented by an exclamation point inside parentheses. It implies written sarcasm for those with busted sarcastometers. It is used in addition to normal punctuation.

Using a sarcastobang, everybody should understand my Internet sarcasm, Jeff. (!)

sarcastobang by MSwagDT December 1, 2009

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasswhole 

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.

Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.

Sarcasswhole by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014

sarcastic sounds

a childless dilf who also makes songs or something

p1: “hey man, do you know sarcastic sounds?”
p2: “is he that bitch that won’t get off of my tiktok fyp?”
p1: yup. gotta love him.

sarcastic sounds by ratturtleneck July 4, 2021

sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)

When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.

sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007

sarcastabitch 

A person, usually female, who is both sarcastic and extremely bitchy.

Dude, losing her was a blessing in disguise. She was a major sarcastabitch.

sarcastabitch by Jebblebbles January 28, 2008