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The Ol San Francisco treat

A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud
It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.
by mighkey November 4, 2022
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San Francisco Cum-Shot

This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.
Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.
by EconomyCrusher February 12, 2022
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San Francisco Door Bell

Noun—A San Francisco Door Bell is an advance warning text message sent in lieu of actually knocking upon someone's door. Particularly useful on the steep hillside residences of San Francisco.
Sent at 4:50—Hi Winkydink. Be there in five. This is your San Francisco Door Bell.
by MoreEarthier March 16, 2012
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San Francisco snow day

GitHub.com or other primary source of cloud based source control is down, rendering a development staff unable to submit code updates.
"Where is our dev staff going?"

"We can't push or pull code today, it's a San Francisco snow day."
by gina the hyena June 4, 2016
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Right after fucking a chick, fart in her face and then escape on your scooter in a haze of ass vapour
Bro 1: Bro, 30 seconds after I nutted in Latoya’s snatch last night in the Bay Area I gave her the San Francisco Toot and Scoot

Bro 2: Bro what’s that?

Bro 1: I pumped her face full of my ass and then I dipped on my scooter
by Filch75 January 17, 2020
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San Francisco High Five

When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.
Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!
by RabidInd April 2, 2021
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San Francisco Corn Waffle

If Boris Becker and Roger Federer got in a fight. A possible outcome could be a San Francisco Corn Waffle.
by Kid Lightning March 17, 2009
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