samoan shakedown

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money

A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

by Swag killa doe May 30, 2014

Samantha

Samantha is a beautiful girl. She has long brown hair that looks good even when it’s a mess. Her eyes are so perfect and as soon as you look into them you feel comfortable. She is caring, kind, loving, pretty ( without makeup), she is smart but she wouldn’t say so herself, she is loyal, generous, sweet, and not conceited. She doesn’t realize how beautiful she truly is. All she wants is to be loved and cared about. Usually she will FaceTime you until 3 in the morning but it’s only because she likes your company. She can’t go a day without coffee (literally). She likes to have a good time no matter what the circumstances are. She has the most adorable laugh and her personality is one that no other girl has. It’s the small stuff that she cares about the most. Something as simple as making her a playlist on Spotify can make her day. If she ever hurts your feelings it’s because she truly loves you ( most of the time). She loves to hold your hand and cuddle. Her kiss is one that you will remember for the rest of your life. I’m glad that I can call Samantha mine. She truly deserves the title princess ❤️👊🏻

Samantha deserves the title of a princess

by Nemo👊🏻❤️ July 5, 2019

Samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. Samoans are known to be quite aggressive and ignorant at times. Their behavior is sometimes seen as erratic and similar to that of a savage (see caveman).

"Man, a Brave New World is right, Samoans are savages!"

by Siroma-bear September 13, 2004

samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.

Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.

by koehlerdus April 5, 2005

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

saadan

A lucky person

You are a saadan

by Sued Muhammad saadan April 4, 2018

Samoan

A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.

When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.

Did you know....

.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.

.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.

.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?

by Manny Poloobamafuu August 31, 2010