gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

Syphili

When a person contracts more than one case of syphilis and becomes a mutation giving them an extra head (not the regular head... you know)

When Haley got another case of syphilis from Erin she got syphili and produced a penis to go along with the vagina that was already sickened by syphilis.

by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010

Symphatize

When one realizes that another is so positively cool that they feel sorry for existing in the presence of that person who is being analyzed.

I symphatize for him; his presence makes me depressed about my own life in his shadow.

by Sillybear [Cool Club] December 29, 2007

syphlgonnaherpalaids

One word for syphillis, gonorrhea, herpes, and aids. Not limited to these maladies. Multiple STD's in one person. Common among promiscuous people, hookers, etc.

Jim's ex-girlfriend is such a skanky ho, she gave him syphlgonnaherpalaids.

by Jefffster December 16, 2007

Sylphism

The Sylphist religion, or the practice of worshiping the cloud faeries. Cloud faeries are small ethereal beings that live primarily in cloudy and foggy regions. They are responsible for the creation of Earth and originated in outer space among dust particles. They are very powerful, passionate beings who tend to live in clans with faeries of similar temperament. Their wars are responsible for natural disasters and their migration patterns (as well as temperament) determine the weather in a given region.

I worship the cloud faeries.

Sylphism is the best religion ever.

by Muffin 2212 March 4, 2010

Penis Symphony

SWING IT IN THE AIR LIKE U JUST DONT CARE TRUMPET PENIS YAYAYAY

I Play in a Penis SYMPHONY I USE MY COCK AS A DRUM STICK

by MrSit April 11, 2015

Syphilicious

A style that would usually be ugly, bar the fact it looks good on someone.

Someone who sleeps around a lot, Is probably disease ridden, but still known as a great fuck.

"Eewww.. That leopard print leotard is syphilicious"

" I cant believe she tapped that... Everyone knows hes syphilicious"

by Adele S February 10, 2007