sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.

I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!

by QuacksO August 12, 2018

Sticker

One sticker is equal to 5 horsepower

RIcer 1) Yeah man, my civic has got about 80 stickers! Ricer 2) Wow that's a lot dude. Must be super speedy

by Ampck September 28, 2018

Sticker-licker

A white girl who only dates black guys

Guy 1- Hey Bro, you think I’ve got a chance with that blond over there?
Guy 2- Not at all bro, she’s a sticker-licker.

by Surferdude2k18 May 29, 2018

cum sticker

Cum that is dried on someone’s skin that you can peel off in a solid piece. Usually resembling dried Elmer’s glue.

Last night was so crazy I bet Samantha wakes up with a few cum stickers.

by lebrah March 20, 2023

smoking your sticker

The synonym for “I’m not sucking your dick”

I’m not gonna smoke ur sticker just sounded like a “I’m not gonna give you head” thing to me so

(@v1ce.c1ty.mw)

Ex of smoking your sticker:
P1: Bae…cmon😁👀
P2: I’m not gonna smoke your sticker..

by Vicelamd January 15, 2023

random sticker wall

When you put a bunch of random ass stickers that a 10 year old girl will like on you closet doors

That girl really like my random sticker wall

by Discord kitten January 22, 2023

Sticker Sleeve

A tattoo sleeve made up of small black linework (just the outline, no shading) tattoos randomly scattered across someone's arm. Often looked down upon by traditional tattoo artists and enthusiasts, sticker sleeves are somewhat popular among younger millennials and Gen Z, especially for women.

Stella: Have you seen Hailey lately? I heard she got a tattoo sleeve!
Irene: Yeah, but it's just a sticker sleeve. Lame!
Stella: Wow, that's pretty lame.

by Four Loko Frat Guy December 25, 2023