Tween Spastics

The escalating sound produced by a large group of tweens. At first, the sound is a light chatter. Then it grows in intensity and the frequency changes to a squeal. Eventually the incoherent ramblings of these little pricks drowns out all ambient background sound until you get a massive migraine.

After my buddies and I walked out of the movie theater we noticed a large group of tweens waiting around for mommy and daddy to come in their BMWs & Lexus to pick them up. Their tween spastics were so deafening that we started to bleed from our ears.

by Cheesus Crust on a Cracker November 14, 2007

Plastic spastic

A person who can't control their spending on credit cards, debit cards, store cards, or any other type of plastic.

Husband: Another credit card AND you've maxed out the four you already have?!

Wife: I can't help it!

Husband: You're just a plastic spastic.

by Eternal Requiem December 10, 2009

Sarcasm Spasm

the feeling which one have while they have made a sarcastic comment at someone and the person targeted gets it but the one who have made it can't help feeling smug and keep smirking over his own comment..and keeps on being haughty..

(in debate)
Friend 1:dude Alicia is so hot...i can hardly stop noticing her body..
Friend 2:oh yeah..whenever i see her she reminds me of Samnsung Flat screen HD tv...what a figure..

Friend 1: (turns sour face)
Friend 2: (keeps on smirking)
Friend 1:ok..ok...thats enough now come outta ur sarcasm spasm..

by St. Lunatic August 16, 2010

spasticoon

a spasticated black person

Desmond is a spasticoon, look at him lick those windows!

by willy-ham February 28, 2008

Spasgasm

A Spastic Orgasm

"Dude I totally made my Girlfrend Spasgasm last night! "
"Fuckin' Oath, nice work "

by Rowdy Zilla May 17, 2009

spasticulate

To gesture without intent to communicate

"He spasticulated all over the place, dribbling an' all...."

by dilator September 9, 2009

Spastic Homie Disease

When a homie jumps about with odd movements, habitual ticks, and stares into space or at your breasts all while adjusting his pants. Pretends to be busy jumping about but tends to get nothing done.

Pros:

Can be entertaining to watch.
Easy to poke fun at.
Never needs to diet.

Cons:
Can be annoying.
May have a curved spine.
May be easily over-heated.
Has a hard time eating.
Makes the female do all the work during sex. (If female, which is very rare, she is great in bed.)

Chaquim: Yo bro, what is yo homie on, dude? Man he is like a tick on a dick.

Jesus: Yo man, that's not funny. He ain't on no 'ting bro, he has 'Spastic Homie Disease'!

by Big Dick Mel July 9, 2011