Eat My Shorts

A Bart Simpson saying referring to his desire for another to eat his knee length trouser like articles of clothing.

Parents Evening
Principal Skinner: ''Now Bart, you just come back here right now and clean up this mess''
Bart: ''Eat My Shorts''
Homer: ''Why you little...say sorry to Principal Skinner boy''
Ralph: ''Don't worry about it Principple Skipster''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

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jean shorts

The official attire of the students and fans of the University of Florida at Gainesville (UFAG)

The whole world knows that gator fans wear jean shorts. It's common knowledge.

by Urban Meyer September 4, 2007

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SORTS • Sortsa • all sorts • all sorts of • All sorts of boned up • all sorts of fucked • All sorts of fucked up • All Sorts of Mixed Nuts • of sorts • outta sorts

Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger

Look at that fag in them smiley shorts

by Alan p May 13, 2008

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good sort

to be good looking or atractive

hey beth ur hot
yea your a bit of a 'good sort' yourself

by godzilla, japans worst enemy May 8, 2008

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shorts

The act of expressing intent to finish what one has not already finished; it is particularly (but not solely) used to voice one's wish to finish the smoking of another's cigarette.

"Bro, let me get shorts on that sandwich."

"Shit i forgot my pack, can I get shorts on your square?"

by DM$NEYY January 2, 2008

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Short Shorts

What women wear to show off their ass.
Also used while twerking.

Guy 1- "I saw Lisa in short shorts the other day."
Guy 2- "Was her ass hanging out?"
Guy 1- "Hell yeah! When she saw me looking at it she started twerking!"
Guy 2- "Damn, I wish I had been there."

by Southern Threat December 1, 2020

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