pappa smurf 

the most pimp dad ever

what's up pappa smurf?

pappa smurf by brookie-poo August 23, 2009

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

SMURFING by Spyke March 17, 2003

smurf

To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.

Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.

smurf by stefan the boy wonder March 2, 2004

Battle Of The Smurf 

Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.

Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )

Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....

Orgin- Idaho

The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.

Battle Of The Smurf by KBCS May 13, 2005

Smurf

A mixed drink consisting of cheap vodka, blue gatorade, and a splash of redbull. Originated in the 608 area code, more specifically the streets of Reedsburg.

When drinking this, people are encouraged to be belligerant and yell "smurf-durf" after every drink. For this reason it can also be referred to as Smurf-Durf.

We are going to have to put VanCleave to bed early tonight, he has been drinking Smurf again.

Hey Bob let me get some of that Smurf, I wanna get fucked up.

Smurf by BK from the 608 June 23, 2010

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

Smurfing by Naraic72 January 19, 2011

smurf

UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.

Oh great, here come the Smurfs.

smurf by wodnerduck October 2, 2004