Occurs when you have nip out of a meeting to take a piss, except during the piss a shit comes on and you have slope off into the shithouse; which in turn causes a shite delay in returning to the meeting.
Sorry i'm late boss, i went for a piss which turned into a shit; i'm really sorry for the shite delay
by griggy July 6, 2011
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A combination of shit and celebration.
1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).
2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.
A combination of shit and celebration.
1: A self celebration one has on a toilet while defecating after an extremely large satisfying meal. Usually occurs after a large order of fast food. (ie chicken wings).
2: A shit that feels so good it demands instant celebration, or is a celebration in itself.
Examples:
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.
2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.
3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.
1: After the intense wing eating competition was over, I proceeded to the bathroom and held a shitebration.
2: He walked to the bathroom, boombox in hand, prepared for a shitebration after the long successful dinner.
3: His face showed shear delightment after returning from the bathroom, clearly he just had a shitebration.
by Armestam September 10, 2011
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The re-incarnation of david hassellhoff on the television show "night rider" only he is now a big old lump of shite that drives a black talking car.
"dude, I totally shat my pants while watching shiterider."
"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."
"shiterider episodes are filmed in my diapers."
by Vike Me September 11, 2011
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When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.
When someone chicken's out of doing something/doesn't do do something because they're scared.
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"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"
Person 1: "Did Jimmy ask that lassie oot then?"
"Person 2: "naw, he shitebagged"
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Someone who pipes up at meetings to give the impression of knowledge and/or intelligence whilst achieving the exact opposite.
Someone who pipes up at meetings to give the impression of knowledge and/or intelligence whilst achieving the exact opposite.
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