Slathered

The act of pwning someone to where their pride is severely dammaged

The stupid kid tried to tel me how to snipe, so i slathered him

by Clouded_Cheeto August 20, 2007

shasher

synonymous with shocker

stephanie loves the shasher from oleg.

by The Shasher January 4, 2008

Slaserbeam

the combination of a verbal slay with the force of a laserbeam; describes an epic slay that can often prove fatal

"Bro! You just got hit with a slaserbeam!!"

by KingoSwingo August 18, 2008

Bum Smasher

Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.

Did you see that report David produced? Yeah it was awful... He's such bum smasher.

by Reformation January 16, 2010

slather blausen

A German chef that hurls a bucket of batter in your face when you open the door, and strumbles back from his lack of balance.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver

wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants

by ass wetter August 10, 2003

Turd Smasher

A neat little blend of the words turd + smasher, which work as a duo to form a statement that is used in the same fashion as phrases like "shut your mouth/trap" and "stick a sock/cock in it"

<Drunk asshole #1> "YOSH!! WHICH ONE OF YOU ASS-JOBS DRANK ALL THE BEER!?"

<Couch potatoe> For the sake of fucking-in-public! SHUT YOUR FUCKING TURD SMASHER! I JUST MISSED WHAT THE CAVEMAN HAD TO SAY ON THAT FUCKING COMMERCIAL, ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR LOUD DRUNKEN SHIT!!YAH, THANKS A LOT YA FUCKING DECIBEL MONGORING SCREWBALL!!!"

<Drunk asshole #2> "Jesus, dude.. Loosen your belt buckle a little."

<Frantic pet dog> *slurred barking in confusion and excitement*

by Aaron the Hyper June 29, 2007