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Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist

The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!
Shrek by hit that mf yeet July 15, 2018
I dank green ogre who's very protective of his swamp,has an annoying donkey friend,smokes weed ,eats Doritos and drinks mountain dew and
His theme song is all star
Shrek : "stay outta my swamp!"
Shrek by DankNigga420 July 16, 2018
I'm watching all the Shrek movies 40 times today
Shrek by Frase Banane boy June 13, 2018
the friendly green ogre that everyone loves!
Kid: Hey mum, can we watch Shrek tonight?
Mom: Sure son.
Shrek by Gogishmaster June 21, 2018
A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor
Shrek by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018
"we must pray to Shrek"
Shrek by CottonMaster404 August 5, 2018