The Shape Sorter

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration

Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.

by ageagainsthemachine October 08, 2021

sweden shapes

Something that is down a boys pants

Can I have the sweden shapes?

by MemesAreTheDankest February 14, 2017

Gone Pear-Shaped

Things have gone from good or great to horribly wrong.

I married a trophy wife with an hourglass figure, but now she's gone pear-shaped.

by ThePhyxr February 12, 2015

Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 10, 2024

Swing me your shape

It basically means "give me your credit card" , it's used so police won't notice criminal activities

Hey yo boss , "swing me your shape" right now, or else

by Patri The Blasphemous April 01, 2021

P-Shaped body

Someone who has big boobs.

can also be paired with a lowercase d if they have a big ass, too. (dP)

“Damn, look at that girl’s boobs!”
“Yeah, she’s got a total P-shaped body!”

by Anon.23 :) September 11, 2022

Game of Shapes

A game played when taking a shit. It is played by guessing the shape of the turd deposited in the toilet and then comparing it to an architectural shape template (usually hanging on a chain from the toilet paper holder) by standing over the bowl and viewing the turd through the template. Shapes include parallelogram, trapezoid, circle, square, etc. You have to know your sphincter pretty well to be good at the game. If the turd is pelletized then the game becomes similar to guessing the number of jelly beans in a jar.

I once played a game of Shapes and actually won when I shit a trapezoid. I'm sure it was a lucky guess.

by Pierced69 August 04, 2022