drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I texted my friend how I performed a drive of shame and it ended up on TFLN.

by thegreataristotle June 2, 2009

drive of shame

The drive home (normally with a hangover) in the morning or early afternoon when you are wearing the same clothes as the night before.

Good morning. My head hurts so I'm going to brave the drive of shame now and recover at home alone.

by LD50 January 8, 2006

drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work

Last night was fun but I had to do the drive of shame this morning. Very embarrassing!

by monkeylady June 2, 2009

drive of shame

The drive from the bar to your home, when you are too drunk to drive the night before and you have to pick your car up from the bar parking lot the next morning. It is more shameful when the establishment has already opened again for business and people watch your drunk ass get in the car that's been sitting there since they arrived. So you try to accomplish this as early as possible without being seen. The drive usually involves a fast-food stop.

I was up at 6:00 a.m. to get my drive of shame over with.

by Tude November 13, 2006

Drive of Shame

A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I can't believe I hooked up with him last night, I had to do a crazy drive of shame

by txfln June 2, 2009

Drive of Shame

A sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I decided that, rather than long enough to get my clothes back on and risk a conversation, I'd take the drive of shame instead.

by offtheball June 2, 2009

Laptop Drive of Shame

When you forget your laptop at home when you drive to work, and then have to drive back.

"Marc had to do the laptop drive of shame last Monday."
"Great. I left my laptop at my desk. Looks like I'll be doing the laptop drive of shame."

by ossftw July 14, 2008