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by elisavetandariadneis2prettybes April 27, 2021
Get the sexesmug. Something you searched up on UrbanDictionary to read and get horny by because you know you'll never get it.
I pull him closer and he smiles. He pushes me into the wall. His hand goes but my shirt and under my bra. He squished my breast and I moaned. He lifted my shirt up and unhooked my bra.
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
He places him mouth on my nipple and I moan.
He shoves his hand down my pants and shoves 2 fingers up my pussy.
"J-Jason! N-Not here! P-Please!" I cry
He doesn't listen, he takes of my skirt and next thing I know I'm fully naked.
He pokes his cock out of his fly hole and shoves it into me.
I moan and scream. It was so big and deep.
He speeds up. I scream, "J-Jason! P-Please! J-Jason! Jason!"
He fucks me right there.
And that's how we got arrested for having sex in a public alleyway. And that how you were made, Ryan.
Ryan: I...I didn't need to know that...
by whatshouldmypseudonymbe??? July 7, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by suck my balls 69 plus chiara May 6, 2022
Get the sex.mug. by Melisande October 16, 2007
Get the SEXmug. person: dude i saw jenny yesterday.
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
persons friend: what did u do??
person: i put the pee pee in the coochi
persons friend: you mean sex?
person: yeah
justin beiber: im a fag
by the little wigger that could August 14, 2010
Get the sexmug. A sloppy act, in which a male private part inserts, and continuously thrusts itself into a male or female private part. This is done to entice a male or woman couple, or girlfriend. If someone is caught by someone else to do such a act, they will be looked down upon. It is illegal to do such a deed forcefully, and can even end the evil-doer in life in prison. If someone has never did this feat through their entire lifetime, they are considered a virgin. This is also looked down upon. Such a performance can be done orally, and with only women.
by sirdefenition March 12, 2017
Get the sexmug. a- gender (ex) male/female
b- act that is making virgins the fastest dying species.
c- how you were made
d- what people do when bored
b- act that is making virgins the fastest dying species.
c- how you were made
d- what people do when bored
a- is your sex male or female?
b- they are the fastest dying species, they cant reproduce.
c- one magical night years and years ago, you parents conceived you.
d- im bored, your bored....lets fuck ;)
b- they are the fastest dying species, they cant reproduce.
c- one magical night years and years ago, you parents conceived you.
d- im bored, your bored....lets fuck ;)
by xslipxintoxtragedyx June 29, 2009
Get the sexmug.