When a zero-waste person engages in coitus they use zero-waste condoms made from natural ingredients such as latex. These condoms tend to also use less packaging. Latex is usually made by tapping the sap from trees. When having coitus the sap has been tapped and he is also tapping her sap...
I’m telling you, it’s a match made in heaven. Emily and I are minimalist and zero-waste vegans. She wants us to tap the sap! I already bought Sustain condoms. Apparently that’s her favorite brand as well.
by JJXTREME97 March 31, 2019
Get the Tap the sapmug. by loe_nell October 5, 2023
Get the sapmug. SAP stands for "sexual authoritarian puritans". The term encompasses a set of beliefs that are rooted in shaming "problematic" sexual behaviors between consenting adults. SAPs often have beliefs that overlap with right-wing conservatives, SWERfs (sex worker-exclusionary radical feminists), and TERFs (trans-exclusionary radical feminists), but SAPs consider themselves progressives. SAPs usually cloak their sex-negative beliefs in progressive sounding language and often end up targeting people with marginalized identities, particularly transgender women and sex workers.
SAP: This fictional piece of media about a kinky gay vampire and his human submissive is problematic! It fetishizes gay men and has an age gap relationship between a man in his twenties and an immortal being! I need to target the lesbian creator of this story!
A rational human being: You're being a SAP, stop harassing adults for harmless expressions of sexuality.
A rational human being: You're being a SAP, stop harassing adults for harmless expressions of sexuality.
by leatherhedonist October 13, 2020
Get the SAPmug. by 6969695 January 14, 2020
Get the Fap sapmug. by BenFoldsSeven August 31, 2021
Get the sucking the sapmug. 