Davon Sanford

Davon is free black man. He's has escape from his master Ruben and now has to deal with the struggles of being black
He's also know to hate white people because of his past

Davon Sanford escaped from his master Ruben

by WackyDoodoofart October 3, 2023

Fuck's Santorum

Pretty much means Dan Savage's "santorum," but with the "fuck" having possession.

Used as "What in Fuck's Santorum" or "Why in Fuck's Santorum?" Like, "What in Jesus' name?"

"What in fuck's santorum is a 'gender-reveal party' and why in fuck's santorum would anyone care?"

by Brash Lion September 24, 2012

hartley melvin sanborn

best highschool in the northwest iowa.. sike
all the girls are either sleeping with there bestfriends boyfriends, or brothers. they also get pregnant at least once while they are in highschool but only 1 out of the 10 of them actually have the kid.

all the boys get girls pregnant, or they don’t get pus. and if u don’t get the girl pregnant, then u r one of the lucky few. everyone will find out who they slept with because they all kiss and tell. even if they say “don’t tell anyone, we keep this on the low” they will still tell LITERALLY EVERYONE.
the education sucks and no one actually learns anything. but anyways..
#GAWKS

everyone: gosh i hate hartley melvin sanborn highschool. everyone there is a slut
people that go to hms: #gawks

by yourdadsfavorite December 19, 2021

Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

When a baby is lying on his front without any clothes.

Dad: Son, its time to wake up!
Mom: Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit.

by DogeBrother318 August 25, 2022

Sanford Florida

A dumb ass city where is full of Hoodrats Hoes Snakes and people who is soft asf they are THE MOST RATCHET PEOPLE EVER the schools are ghetto asf some of these bitchea be smelly and fishy and belong in the ocean

Sanford florida is the most ratchet city

by yafav.kiddosdrey September 14, 2019

Sanford Maine

Sanford Maine, you’ve probably heard about us but never been. The potholes were too much but hey don’t worry we spent 100 million dollars on a high school that can’t pay it’s electricity bill. It’s well known for its short lived small businesses like the Sandwich Shack and many Chinese food places. Our main attractions consist of Island Ave, Family Dollar, and the mills... formally known mills burnt down by children playing with lighters. When visiting family dollar do not ask to use the restroom, they will tell you no, they had a incident with a guy doing heroin and ended up ODing. Sanford is a good place to light a jibba with your buddies on the sidewalk, if your worried about police officers don’t worry half of them are on drugs as well. Sanford Maine has also lost big businesses as well like apple bees, Burger King, and Bonanza. So we highly recommend checking us out because we need as much economy as we can get. If that’s not enough to get you to come, our education system is top notch with the most recent technology like google white boards only the high schoolers get to use or the lesser smart boards the junior high kids get to use. We had apple computers but realized they costed too much so we switched to google. Our teachers are very educated but don’t ask them for extra time on work... ANYWAY check Sanford Maine out because it may or may not be worth your time and money for tires after going over a pothole.

Guy 1: Yo did you hear about Sanford Maine?
Guy 2: Yeah my buddy got caught smoking weed by his mom
Guy 1: It’s just the norm

by TopherTheWelder January 5, 2021

Sanford, NC

a great place located in the heart of North Carolina. it is the brick capital of the USA. sanford is a small town that everyone loves to live in. and sanford is wayyyyyy better than ohio.
no matter what jonathan ponciano who lives in sanford and goes to west lee middle says.

"I love Sanford, NC. I'm going to live here my whole life."

by KATIE LEWIS March 2, 2009