Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Ruben

Ruben is a tall attractive man and pulls all the sexy bitches. Has a 911 inch dick in his pants. His friends call him tripod or chikibae. He is a sassy man according to someone and has a dumbass friends named Jose that likes dick in his butt

Ruben dick to big

by Bick nick papa November 21, 2023

rubenating

to rub ones lame ass

that Ruben guy is rubenating all over his pixy sticks

by BigCheez February 23, 2014

Ruben

Biggest weakfoot in school

Ruben has a worse weakfoot than Jay

by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021

Ruben

Sexiest man on the planet. Gets all the girls but is quite misunderstood. If there is a fight Ruben will be involved somehow. Once you get to know a Ruben he’ll be one of your most loyal friends. And when he says he loves you he really means it.

I touch myself thinking about ruben

by OGViKzY October 23, 2020

Ruben Gamer

Oh, are you looking at?

Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D

THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD

Exactly my first ^^3333

You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬

I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬

Oh Sorry °^°

I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD

Ruben Gamer

by Ruben Gamer May 20, 2024

Ruben

He is the most handsome man in the world. He is kind, protective, funny, good listener, smart and all the good things you could imagine. He always remembers small details and makes you feel like the most fortunate girl in the world. He is the best friend you could have. He is very sportive too, and motivates you to be better, physically and as a person. He makes you feel special and wanted, he is the most special man in the world. I hope everybody gets to know someone like him.

X: I love Ruben
X: You are very lucky to have him

by snsnsnsnsnsnsn December 4, 2024