robbie's beard

A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.

"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom

by Chuck Motherfucking Norris August 28, 2008

robber crab

when somebody is infatuated with stealing pots and pans, or eating lots of coconuts. taken from the name of real life crabs that reside in the atlantic.

God, coxy is such a robber crab

by Rob Martin July 20, 2008

robbie

A girl with a golden heart and a platinum ass. Smile is known to cause short-circuiting in the weak-willed, eyes glitter like the stars. A tear from Chuck Norris's eye and a spark from Ashes pikachu were said to make contact with her during infancy, leading to her overpowered stats and everyone's willing acceptance of her understated but unmistakable magnificence.

"You see that girl? She's a straight Robbie."
"Damn straight, she's precious bud."

by Miscellaneous Pseudonym December 22, 2016

Rascal Robber

A young woman with a lust for older men. AKA the other side of "cradle snatcher" and a reference to Rascal scooters.

Wherever there's a silver fox, a rascal robber is close behind.

by GloryGe September 18, 2009

Grave Robber

The opposite of a cougar, a woman over the age of 18 who dates older men. Differentiated from a gold digger because the men the Grave Robber dates are not necessarily rich. Also not considered jail bait, as said woman is over age, however if she was under age she would be considered jail bait.

"Ick is totally hitting on Jason right now..."
"I know she's such a Grave Robber"

by Jason the Waiter November 16, 2013

highway robbery

Extortion, extracting value from legitimate business transactions/operations while providing little to no value, simply because you can. Doesn't come from modern highways, comes from 'highwaymen' who would threaten travellers and merchants on 'highways' (any kind of road up until the 19th century) and demand payment for use of the road, even though it was not theirs to demand a toll on.

These mafia-type guys came to my store and demanded payment for 'protection', it's highway robbery.
My rent is highway robbery, it's gone up way too much and the landlord is threatening to kick me out otherwise.

by jimbobfrites June 15, 2021

Robbie Williams

PHWOAR~! Only the sexiest man alive~! Age 33 (as of 13th Feb 2007) and absolutely gorgey~! Songs of his that spring to mind include.. SEXED UP, COME UNDONE, FEEL, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL... etc.

Me to Robbie Williams:

Come Undone and let me Feel Something Beautiful, Rob...

I'm so Sexed Up, and i'll have No Regrets, if you Let Me Entertain You tonight, Angel... I'll make you a Better Man.

by EMMLEE December 12, 2008