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road pizza

a dead animal in the road. result of getting hit by a car or truck, flattened out red and resembling pizza.
dont play in traffic or you could become road pizza
by dave4817 December 4, 2003
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Road Soda

An alcoholic beverage taken along for the ride, usually poured into a discreetly looking cup
I'll need a road soda for the long drive
by RickerMan August 21, 2005
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Road quill

n. Deceased porcupine that met it's demise at the hands of a vehicle. Typically spotted as an almost unrecognizable pile of quills followed by a large grease spot. Very common in rural areas of the country.
Passenger: *THUMP!* What was that!?!?

Driver: Hehehe...road quill
by hunter49686 May 19, 2010
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River Road

A term for getting drunk.
Supposedly originated from a town in New York where all the alcoholics would go to drink.
by StanCan January 23, 2007
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road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.
"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen October 10, 2007
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from road

When somone is from da streets.
dat guy is a badman from road
by merc from y.k May 12, 2008
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Jones Road

a fake road that does not really exist, used to give someone directions when you just want them off your back or want to confuse them.
The Cooker: "Dude, Uncle Freddie wants to come jacking for beats"
Pete Dick: "Does he know we are going to the Kirk Hotel?"
The Cooker: "No."
Pete Dick: "Good, just tell him we are going to the Beats Street Tavern and that it is on Jones Road and to meet us there."
The Cooker: "Wouldn't it be on Beats Street though?"
Pete Dick: "Don't worry about it, he is too stupid to figure it out."
by Pete Dick March 18, 2008
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