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Recessed

In a sad mood, but not sad enough to be depressed.
Jimmy's been under the weather lately. I think he's recessed.
by Elephantmonker April 27, 2009
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Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat

Noun (paradox)

When you can’t prove or disprove something, the side you favor is now automatically right.

The nature of this paradox is so unstable and grave, that everyone now has a PhDs in Philosophy and Ethics.

Paradoxes like this however are only reserved for the lower of magnitude. Their natural habits include FB, Twitter, as well as most political Reddit threads involving stupid instances where it is inherently obvious someone is lying.
Ex. Trump blatantly refusing to bring forth witnesses to defend himself whilst claiming to be 100% innocent. Let’s all forget how law works and become philosophers. This absolutely has nothing to do with my party affiliation, I swear. A real case of Schrodinger’s Clinically Depressed Cat.
by ImTheEyeholeMan January 17, 2020
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depressed submarine

a stupid fat ugly person who eats to much and i is a stupid moo cow and eats frosted mini ilogluus and likes to make bean farts as load as a jet engine
the stupid depressed submarine ate so much she exploded with a loud boom.

depressed submarine ate a entire maoneese (fried foot ball.) mao fried footbal cudasy of my friend
by jasonthrowsup December 11, 2003
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depressed

doesn't exist...it's for all those people who want to get attention...it's sad...really
Jane: i'm soooo depressed
David: Get over it!
by spongemunkie September 24, 2005
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depressed

Julie and Brandi are depressed because of their stupid old friends.
by Julie September 25, 2004
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repressaddress

Limiting abode
Apparently chaotic populations inhabit repressaddress so as to assess pompousness in redressing confess attributing dress to characteristic undress intimacy ‘tracting human mysterious discussed writings efficacy.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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Epressed

To have lack of, slow or intermitent internet connection.

This word sums up the emotional state of a person when they have to endure early 90's internet speeds, unreliability and scarcity.

E-pression is a state most common in; deep rural areas, teens in questionable internet cafes, and most adults working in tiny offices where the IT dept consists of a guy called Jeff and a trusty broom used to switch servers on and off.
Jeff: Sorry Tom the servers are down, it's gonna take an hour or so to re-boot.

Tom: Dude, I've got a presentation that needs to be emailed through now.

Jeff: Sorry dude, nothing I can do.

Tom: Can't believe I'm being epressed again, I hate this office!!!
by simplez September 10, 2009
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