Reed

Reed is an absolutely revolting human being. He is so genuinely rude and doesn't even realize it. He acts like a complete fucking bimbo and thinks he's cool for no reason even though he is a complete fucking retard. Stay away from Reed.

Why are you texting Reed? He a fucking loser.

by backpackkid October 22, 2019

Reed parry

A short little devil who kicks people in the balls and spots on them

Reed parry spit on me

by Reeedle parry lover July 12, 2025

Reed

A piece of thin wood made into rectangle curved in top that you wet in your mouth you then use a ligature to put the reed on the mouthpiece of an instrument like Clarinet family or sax family. Reeds are very easily chipped messing up sounds. Replace every 2-3 weeks but a month or so is fine.

My reed is broken, you give me a extra if you have any?

by Anonymous 1,000,631 November 23, 2019

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

Reed

A dude with a mullet

oh it's reed

by Leibnizian cosmological December 7, 2022

Lightning Reed

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which sends out powerful forked lightning at Zombies, dealing rather low damage but can target in multiple lanes like Threepeater does and deal multitarget damage.

"Spamming Lightning Reeds is the best way of disintegrating and decimating the Zombies very easily in some Worlds like Wild West & Pirate Seas."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023