Rebecca Black

The 13 year old girl who sang the song Friday, which has gone completely viral on youtube.

The lyrics to the song Friday are pure artistic poetry that speak to the very core of the human soul. With eloquent lines such as,
"Gotta grab a bowl, gotta have cereal"
"Gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take?"
"Yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards"
"We we we so excited"
the lyrics marvel even the brilliance of Shakespeare himself.

Ah hell, I can't keep a straight face. Rebecca Black makes even Justin Bieber seem like Pavarotti.

In the truly abysmal music video, Rebecca Black and her 12 year old friends can apparently drive cars to late-night parties, with an appearance form an Usher look-alike who raps such poetry about following school buses and joining children at parties.

Not many people notice, but if you pause the video somewhere at the very start (during the fast-forwarded scene of the digital clock) you'll see that the time says 6:91am. Rebecca can even bend time itself.

Rebecca Black is an inspiration to all hopeful singers.
If she can make a record deal with this trash, so can you.

by whattheheckisapseudonym? April 6, 2011

Rebel

Wanna know what what a true rebel/non-conformist is? It isn't someone who rags on other cliques or openly does something stupid or rude to others. It isn't someone who follows some popular choice of style. It isn't someone who does drugs or drink. And it DEFINETELY isn't one of those stereotypes from old fifties movies! It's someone who can hardly stand out at all because they're lost in the sea of cliques. You simply cannot classify a rebel in any clique, because they follow their own dress code putting on and picking out what they think is cool and not wearing something because it seems punk or preppy. A rebel doesn't do something because it's hot for the moment or because it seems hardcore or something a rebel would wear. As a matter of fact, most rebels don't even know they are rebels. They befriend whoever they like, listen to whatever they want to listen to, and behave in the manner they see fit. These people live their lives the way they want to and not the way everyone expects them to. They can be punk one day, preppy the next, and hip hop by the end of the week but they never conform to one thing (unless they just really like it). In short, a rebel/non-conformist lives life the way they see fit without caring how others see them and what others think. Think you're a rebel? Check out your wardrope, your style of music, your friends and ask yourself, " Do I really like this because I think it's cool or because others think it suits me?" "Do I really like this person or do I associate with them because others expect me to?"

Trust, true rebels are far in between and are often the most unlikely people you'll ever think of.

Prep girl: Hey, is that one of those punk girls?
Other prep girl: I thought she was goth...
Prep girl: Oh, then why's she talking to those thugs?
Other prep girl: Like, I dunno... but I heard her listening to some country music in her car the other day.
Prep girl: That's soooo weird! I thought those kinds of people listened to rock.
Other prep girl: That girl is sooo weird!
Prep girl: Totally!
(teacher walks by)
Teacher: She's what you would call a rebel... a non-conformist.
Other prep girl: Nuh uh!
Teacher: Then what would you call her?
Prep girls:....
Teacher: Thats what makes her a rebel.
(teacher walks away, girls dumbfounded)

by A_Trail_Of_Contradictions March 30, 2007

Rebecca Blacking It

When you make a really terrible video and put it on youtube.
Making a video about pointless shit.

Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!

by rosebud8888 April 16, 2011

The Saslow Rebellion

A rebellion led by Demitrius Saslow of the Canadian Saslow Clan which states that selflessness, subtlety, and soft voices are to be outlawed in all civil (or uncivil) societies. National holidays include the Saint Sanjurjo Day Parade (in the nude) during which all national media outlets broadcast rereuns of Star Trek: The Next Generation. The rebellion established 75 Chick Fillet franchises throughout the east coast in the course of one week.

If it were not for the Saslow Rebellion, we would not be here.

Our forefathers died for the Saslow Rebellion.

by Glenn Reasoner October 11, 2006

rebel meets rebel

Rebel Meets Rebel was a side project of Pantera and Damage Plan's guitarist Dimebag Darrell(senslessly killed by crazed fan Nathan Gale on December 9, 2004 R.I.P. 1966-2004),and country artist David Allen Coe.

Band members included:
David Allen Coe-Vocals
Dimebag Darrell-Lead Guitar
Vinnie Paul-Drums
Rex Brown-Bass Guitar

Rebel Meets Rebel guitarist Dimebag Darrell is the single greatest metal guitarist in the history of metal and Nathan gale should rot in hell for robbing the world of such great talent.

by Grayson Kendall July 1, 2006

Rebecca Black

The singer (if she can even be called that) of "Friday", the most infamous song sweeping the nation as of 3/18/2011 that will probably forgotten in two weeks.

It's remarkable that she's famous because she's unattractive, a horrendous singer, and 13 years old.

To drive the point home, she is worse than Justin Bieber. But she did teach me the days of the week.

Rebecca Black's song Friday

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday

We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards"
I don't want this weekend to end

by GahToAGoose April 4, 2011

Rebekha

If you ever get the pleasure of meeting a Rebekha you're one lucky person. Rebekha is the most amazing girl you will ever meet, at first glance you will be blinded by her majestic beauty but there's more to her than just beauty she is kind hearted, she will never hurt a fly but she will pinch the shit out of anybody who gets on her nerves. Rebekha is a mostly a clam girl but when you get her heated watch out, she turns into a hungry lioness ready to devour her prey. Once you get her on your mind shes all you're going to think about. Rebekha has the power to make your day amazing my simply smiling at you because her smile is just so breath taking. Once you get to know her your always going to want to be around her because when your with her its like if magically all your problems go away and your instantly the most happiest person in the world because your with the most amazing girl in the world.

One day I met a Rebekha and since that day my life has been happier than ever before because she makes my life simply amazing.

by King94080 April 2, 2013