Get your napkins ready

A phrase that is used to insinuate being prepared for a certain event or activity.

This colloquial phrase is derived from the root of eating - where one must have "their napkins ready" as if they are having a meal. Therefore, having one's napkin ready means they will be adequately prepared for the event and/or activity (e.g. having a round of drinks, entering a club or bar, playing a sport, engaging in sexual activity, etc)

"You better get your napkins ready nigga, it's about to be an ass buffet."

"Oh my God, fuckin you see that fool pass out on the couch hahahaha"
"Yea nigga, he didn't have his napkins ready"

"Fuck man, you got a Costco card? I need to get some of them Kirkland paper towels. I'm finna go to the club and grind on every piece of pussy."
"Don't trip dog, I always got my napkins ready. I got that shit by the pallet."

by jbootsy March 13, 2008

shovel-ready

A state in which one's various projects only need a whack of cash thrown at them for them to roll.

My next novel is shovel-ready, I just need to receive that pesky arts grant.

by Darren O'Donnell January 27, 2009

I'm Ready!

An expression stated when very excited, when bored, when sexually excited, or just being random. And when you say it you hafta say it in a deep sing song voice.

I'M READY! (emphasizing a deep sing song voice haha)

by ashley marie thats me April 15, 2008

are you ready

Typically a question referring to the readiness of another.

Are you ready to tell me how to uninstall this garbage?

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

Primed and Ready

For your asshole to be primed and ready to take the dick

Tom was primed and ready to take an anus beating from Daniel

by Yololel November 18, 2014

I-Ready

Program made by satan aka the devil, makes kids wanna kill themselves

Teacher: do 100 trillion hours of I-ready every day!
Me: *Grabs Knife* NOPE!
Teacher: *calls antifun iready troops*
Me: *Gets behind teacher and kills her*
Me: *Kills all the goddamn troops (plory,yoop,pj,sweett,etc)

by SoulFlux February 1, 2019

all ready

It means that you agree with what someone is talking to you about. Or it can mean "yes", or "of course".

Reggie: "Nigga, you took my collard greens off that stove?"

Billy: "All ready. Shit, you finna fix me a bowl now ain't cha?"

Reggie: "Hell naw 'ole Samuel L. Jackson looking ass nigga!!"

by C.E.O. December 3, 2006