Joker-San Female Rating System

This rating system originated in the bowels of Las Vegas by one of the city's finest and foremost authority on the quality of the female population of Las Vegas underground. Ranks are as follows(from highest to lowest):
Scab Cracker
Gash
Fuckbag
Cum Tanker
Drink Tickets
Gas Money.

This rating system is not limited to Las Vegas at all. It is currently being used by all the "Urban Peeps" in Hawaii.

"When we get to the club, lets use the Joker-San Female Rating System. My Gash is on vacation, so I wouldn't mind takin' home a couple of Fuckbags tonight. Or maybe a Drink Tickets or Gas Money if I get too hammered"

by SP00NS October 7, 2007

ratio + yb better

L BOZO RATIO BOZO GAY

RATIO BOZO L RATIO + YB BETTER + L BOZO

by StalinsSpoon12343 November 14, 2021

sex ratio

a ratio used to determine approximately how many days a week your partner expects to have sex- see example below...

joe: So Gina, how many days a week do you expect to have sex?
Gina: I'd say about 3 days a week...
joe: Right, so your sex ratio is 3:7
Gina: What?

by Wrath of kleptos October 22, 2008

Ratio+L+Bozo+Mid😹

Used by unfunny people who are probably edgy teens who are homophobic, racist, etc.

OMG HE JUST BULLIED ME BY SAYING Ratio+L+Bozo+Mid😹 WHAT EVER WILL I DO😭

(For clarification this is a joke)

by Threggy May 12, 2022

signal to noise ratio

The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.

The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.

by Cowclops August 30, 2003

tooth to head ratio

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.

I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

by scow buba March 22, 2009

Daniel Webster Ratio

Extremely large of males in the presence of a small number of females. Named after the college in Nashua, NH where the girl to guy ratio is close to 1:10.

Pat: Dude theres so much fucking sausage at this party.
Dave: Yeah, I think i only see like 4 girls and 40 guys here.
Pat: I see the Daniel Webster Ratio is in effect!

by DWCpilot July 30, 2008