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randolph the white

smiles until his cock reaches the height of heaven, meanwhile jugging back the viagra, than makes his giant man penis a sorcerers staff and shoots giant balls of cum at god.
my cock is big so take this giant cum ball in the face religion. randolph the white is god.
by cody gross January 31, 2008
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Randalled

to control your spouse in a freakish manner, such as banning them from going to places for no reason.
1:'Coming to the movies later?'
'Can't, my boyfriend thought I looked at a guy there once and randalled me out of it'.

2: Girl: Lets go swimming in the sea!
Boy: Or, you shut up while I watch TV.
(girl looks sad)
Boy: Hellyeah you've been randalled!
by GiantStalin April 25, 2008
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RANDAL

To go against the grain, the act of wiping from your ass to your vagina.
I was so drunk last nite I pulled a randal and now my pussy smells like shit.
by Scum i am June 10, 2008
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Rander

(n)
1. Somone who instigates sexual intrigue.
(v)
2. Somone who has been affected by a sexual advancer.
1. The Rander made me randy.
2. Get off my nuts! You must have been Randered.
by Slovek December 22, 2003
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Randula-Koswatte

Randula-Koswatte is one in a million and a legendary Sri Lankan singer. She is like a shooting star in all it's glory. People look up to her and wish upon her. Legend has it that she gave humans feets and the ability to dance, in style!

Beware, do not look directly at her! If you see her death glare, dying would seem a better option! Feel free to look at her through the uber cool Yellow Shades which was invented by a little boy named Michael. Legend has it that these shades were stolen by the notorious criminal, WATANABAY EMASHAMA SILVAMA.

NEVER to be found again.
I will Randula-Koswatte you! (refers to the death glare)
I need the Randula-Koswatte Shades (refers to the shades that can make anything look nice)
by JayyyyyyBeeee April 25, 2011
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Randem

A play on the word Random, the o replaced with e because thats totally random. Randem is the term to describe a level of humour so low that it only appeals those who watch Vine compilations that were only vaguely funny back in 2014.. They never make sense in the context of the scene, usually to make the reader, viewer or player think "wow that was soooo randem! XD", it is often used as a last resort when the writers are too lazy to think of anything actually funny. Randem things are often loud, obnoxious and are mercifully over as soon as it starts to satisfy kids with attention spans of at least 1.89 seconds. Randem humor is made to invoke the XD reaction subtype, a specific type of reaction that is used when the brain doesn't have the mental capabilities to process why something has happened or why it was funny so it will just default to making the XD.
Person A: "Look at this randem video I found! XD"
Person A: *Sends a randem video*
Person B: "Wow thats so funny and randem! XD"
by Fr. Chewy Louie October 5, 2019
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randen

a sexy male who recks females all over the place and beats the cow boys
randen oh babe your so sexy dad
by coolwhipbandit October 29, 2019
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