Reverse Rooster

This is the scientific term for getting an endoscopy and colonoscopy at the same time

My stomach hurt so much, I had to get a reverse rooster

by Toolegit Khajit July 14, 2021

Reverse Pegging

Reverse pegging is a sexual act in which a man wears a strap-on harness to penetrate a woman sexually (vaginally or anally). His penis is not used for this act and may be confined in a penis cage or may simply not be used.

Let's lock you up and do some reverse pegging tonight babe.

by Evolving Your Man June 14, 2021

reverse frenchmen

A rare and inexplicable sex act involving cheese, snails, and a stale baguette. The sub in the relationship is required to wear the beret.

Sarah begged her dom to give her a sound spanking instead of making her perform the reverse frenchmen. She hated wearing that damn beret.

by Existential Beret April 20, 2017

Reverse shoeshine

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.

My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.

by The Firezombie August 20, 2009

reverse-french

Add a twist of Gallic charm to that otherwise humdrum wank (or hand job) by flipping your hand over (palm down, fingers facing upwards, thumb on the bottom rather than the top) and stroke away with a flourish - releasing at the end of every stroke. C'est Magnifique!

Brad: Hey Troy, what's up?

Troy: Sup' man. You'll never believe it, I got with this hot exchange student chick last night and she gave me a reverse-french at the drive-thru

Brad: That's freakin' sweet.

by TheGBs April 20, 2010

Reverse Romance

When a person in a relationship, generally the male, who starts to become MORE romantic as the relationship goes past the dating phase, and maybe even start years after. Generally, people tend to be romantic only in the very beginning of their relationships, and become less enthusiastic and romantic for the remainder of the relationship. A Reverse Romance situation would be the opposite of that.

"Usually I date men that start romantic, but stop being romantic in about 2 months into our relationship. Dennis didn't start getting truly romantic until we were married! He opens my door now, buys me flowers, and even treats me like a queen. I asked him "why now"?, and he said he would rather give me a genuine lifetime of romance, than just the temporary romance most guys show in the beginning. He wanted our relationship to be more fun, romantic, and get BETTER with time. I love Reverse Romance!"

by DennisLovesRachelle May 12, 2010

Reverse Lifeguard

(noun): A brown-noser, kiss ass, or anyone generally being phony to advance their career/social standing

Whereas lifeguards famously cover their noses in white sunblock, a reverse lifeguard's nose is covered in a different substance...

Man 1: I see Dave's been kissing the boss's ass hard since that new sales position became available.

Man 2: Yeah it looks like he'll be on reverse lifeguard duty until he gets it.

by HookfaceSteve June 14, 2018