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Book Report

Stupid piece of shit assignment only invented to waste time and energy all under the guise of being "educational". These torture devices are usually assigned to children on vacations. Sometimes even on summer vacations in which 95% of students don't give a shit to do anyways because it has all the "educational" value as staring at paint drying on a wall for 10 hours and then writing down what you "learned" about it.
Bob: I can't wait for vacation!

Joe: Yeah man. I've been waiting so long to get out of this torture called school. Can't wait to play some Minecraft and ROBLOX togethe-

Teacher: You will be leaving with a Book Report which is due by the end of the vacation. It must have a minimum of ∞ pages. Any less than that will count as a 0.

Joe: I've changed my mind Bob how about we go yahoo off the entire empire state building together?

Bob: Yeah, that's a good idea.
by BonelessJohn February 17, 2021
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Post-erection reply

When your horny af and you snapchat a bunch of easy girls but they reply after you already finished jerking off
Tom I swear this bitch is always playin. I send her a snap tryin to get nudes and she gives me that post-erection reply.
by Crazy man sulliran May 9, 2017
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Republican abortion

An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.
"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."
by lsm October 28, 2006
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Czech Republic

A country where there are copious amounts of good quality girls, alcohol, and small sandwiches.
"Let's go the Czech Republic, I'm hungry, lonely, and in need of a drink."
by welikeshrimp January 4, 2008
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Rockefeller Republican

Rockefeller Republican refers to a faction of the United States Republican Party who held moderate to liberal views similar to those of Nelson Rockefeller. The term largely fell out of use by the end of the twentieth century, and has been replaced by the derisive term RINOs. Many Rockefeller Republicans have since left office, being replaced by either more conservative Republicans or Democrats & left the party altogether, becoming independents & Democrats.
by adirudi November 20, 2009
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republikeynes

People who espouse the virtue of the free market while living off government largesse. Examples of republikeynes include the farmers who vote for republicans to lower taxes while receiving hundreds of billions of dollars in farm subsidies.

The term is a portmanteau of republican and keynes, the economist who advocated higher government spending to get out of a recession.
Did you hear that the republicans want to give a quarter trillion dollars to big farms? Business as usual for the republikeynes.
by Chez Guevara October 17, 2008
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Republicantoring

A Republican who is willing to go to the extreme to get elected, reelected, or get a bill signed. See cantoring.
Michelle is Republicantoring the House by forcing people to choose between freedom or tyranny.
by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 28, 2009
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