Pretensche

A less pretentious version of the word 'pretentious'.

"Do you see that the way that guy on the train wore a zoot suit and pretended to read Ulysses while secretly looking down the shirt of the girl next to him? He was so pretensche."
"Shoegaze and vaporwave are just pretensche mashups of random noise, not actual genres."

by sadbitch June 26, 2014

pretailer

A company that sells a shitty unfinished product instead of taking the necessary time and resources to make a good product. Examples include fen-phen, Simcity 2013, Battlefield 4, and most egregiously, DayZ and all its clones.

DayZ will never become a finished product because they're making all the money in pretail, so there's no real motive to get it done right.

EA has turned into a full-on pretailer by rushing games like Simcity and Battlefield 4 to release before game features actually work.

by Killer Infection June 30, 2014

Pretard

Noun. A person who unnecessarily obtains pre-board on a Southwest flight to subvert the A,B,C boarding process.

Damn! Thanks to all the pretards, I'm 5 rows back despite having A16 boarding position!

by taco Tuesday September 28, 2017

preteening

chilling in your top bunk bed and waiting for your brother to fall asleep so you can reach down to the bedside table and grab your phone, then go on youtube for 1-7 hours

He's so tired, maybe he was preteening last night.

by bigchezcake031 November 13, 2019

prêt-à-manger

Ready to Eat (Looking good enough to eat)

Couldn't be better, then he sent me a letter and who am I kidding
I was prêt-à-manger

by NKS93 December 16, 2021

it's fun to pretend

What to say when you want to call someone on their lie and make them look stupid.

Oscar: I am not jealous. Done her before, and she ain't any good in the sack.

Ed: It's fun to pretend.

by Inertient November 23, 2009

the great pretender

When a so called geezer pretends to be smashed but their clearly sober as a judge!

A: "here lads, is bagle pissed??"
B: "is he bollocks, only had 4 bottles. Being the great pretender again isn't he!"
A: "fucking wet lettuce"

by Bigtimeguzzler April 28, 2016