Porch Dolphin

Someone annoying who ignorantly talks via the internet on any topic that deals with political correctness.

Look at all these Porch Dolphins sitting at home on Facebook.

by Future DILF May 6, 2014

Perched

The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman?

by 420sandwich May 5, 2022

Back porch

A women’s asshole.

I blew my load in Wanda’s back porch and laughed my ass off!

by PeteyPaplo July 1, 2019

porch it

to chill, have a few drinks on ones porch

'tim gnarly loves to porch it'

by boots! May 1, 2008

perched

When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.
Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

“Come out with us tonight!”
“Nah thats ok man I’m perched.”

by SarMyName December 10, 2017

porch dick

A guy who sits on a porch and acts like a dick.

Hey, did you see that guy sitting on his porch and acting like a complete douchebag? What a porch dick!

by greyalien March 8, 2015

porch apocalypse

When the weather starts to get warm people start having house parties and inevitably too many dorks wander out onto their balcony and the damn thing collapses and people die.

Quoted from Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons, web author.

by KJS August 18, 2005