all puffed up

when your dick swells increasingly large after excessive durations of sex, and or masterbations.

you are home alone on a saturday night, and jerking off to porn with 22 browsers open, and 7 hours later, you look at your dick, and AWESOME!! its "all puffed up", and fat like nigga cock.

by MasterBlaster66 January 15, 2010

Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

by MsJBootie November 30, 2009

Puffer

A woman who has a thick mound of pubic hair that fills or puffs out her panties or bikini.

Puffers are sexy.

by Inquisitor April 5, 2021

peter puffer

a dick sucker. a fag

Peter griffins can be a real peter puffer, but David Griffins is a true Peter Puffer.

by Joe Saphiro December 7, 2012

fluffy puff air puffed sugar delights

The taste sensation of the '30s.

Fluffy-Puff Air Puffed Sugar Delights, handpuffed in a factoru in Newconsin!

by Donkey Kong Song September 28, 2003

pifflenut

A nut of poo stuck to your bum hairs, sometimes you pick it, flick it at the wall or lampshade and whoever makes it go 'ping' wins!

iv got a pifflenut, lets play piffle wars.

by Aytumz April 28, 2008

puffer bear

an innocent baby you fear may become homosexual because of spending too much time in palm springs, playing in pink pools, eating at ihop, and shopping with his/her ridiculous mother. note: usually babies of this nature are marked with the sign of the red devil.

Babe, you know taking brady-bear to sf will just increase the likliness of him becoming a puffer bear! LOL

by puffer_mom_69 September 11, 2010