Profite

A person who follows Profism, or is part of the religion of Profism

"Would you like to talk about our Lord and savior, Jesus Christ?"

"Sorry, but I'm a Profite."

by Prof your Lord and savior April 18, 2022

Profinet

Profinet (noun)
A brand of condom known for its high failure rate, its difficult implementation and painful usage. Most Profinet users regret ever trying Profinet and are left with life-long scars. It is endorsed by Semens globally and is especially popular in Europe.

Etymology: A portmanteau of Medieval Latin "prophylacticus" meaning "to guard against" and middle English "nett" meaning "a trapping device".

My bitch got pregnant due to a Profinet failure.

by Whorizon February 15, 2023

Profiter

Someone who thinks that they make a lot of money, but they are actually a poor moron.

That nigga is broke as shit, hes a profiter.

by profiter11 June 26, 2023

Profiteer

One who dabbles in Profiteroles.

Dave's dessert of choice makes him a Profiteer!

by JNR74 February 16, 2024

Proflexia

Profanity-dyslexia -Proflexia.

An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.

Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up. I just want to climb up the tail plane of ANA 787 and add an ‘L’

by Rupert Bartholomew April 3, 2024

Proflexia

Profanity-Dyslexia: Proflexia

An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.

Mainly affects the Male of the species.

Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up again. I just want to climb up the tailplace of that ANA 787 and add a strategically placed ‘L’…wry smile and satisfied chuckle!

by Rupert Bartholomew April 7, 2024

hip profiling

The removal of an airplane traveler from a security line and being placed in a plastic holding cage for a long time because the alarm was set off by the traveler's hip implant. This occurs regardless of any medical documentation showing the presence of the hip implant and results in long delays and intensive body searches.

"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"

by Endsurg August 3, 2009