Procasterbate

To pleasure yourself in an unhuman nature

I had a paper due but i was to busy procasterbate last night

by Pornstar29 June 14, 2010

Special Containment Procedures

That's how the scp foundation contains anomalies.

Dr. ███████ Dingle : Hey uh, how are we supposed to contain SCP-REDACTED ?
Senior Researcher ████ : Idek, probably through some Special Containment Procedures or something

by Myhandle? June 12, 2022

procel

well a procel has a very explicit definition. A procel is commonly a guy that is seen as a loser, or a wuss, or a tet, or a dork etc. Procel is a term used mostly in spanish. But Procel has also other meanings. You can say someone is a procel when they gather most of this caracteristics:
-wears pants tight in the bottom and above the waist
-wears rare shoes like O3 brand or other weird shows
-wears tight jackets that have the name of the country they think they belong to, which may be actually true because they may look like that.
-are fat and have very clear skin, and usually have blonde hair and blue eyes, for which they may think they're attractive.
-drive red cars giving ride to all the characters they can and while driving they stare stupidly at the sky, this one's simply incredible
-they have a though and dumb voice and like to speak fast and saying many things in sexual connotations
-they may actually be homosexual
-procel is just a term to describe males
-have such big cheeks, a birthmark in one, and a round face
-they speak majorly about sexual stuff, and have that 'perverted' look when they're happy and chillin with their mates
-procels usually smell their hand constantly, and then they smell the other one, this is seen more commonly when those dorks are nervous, or anything, oh ah and of course when they are smelling their hand (or otherone's) and you stare at them, they stop doing it, or even look for a more private place to do their thing alone. Just everyone that knows a procel probably thinks a procel's hand smells like shit or something,. Man, procels are such nasty characters.

Hey wtf!! look at that guy, he's smelling his hand in such a weird way, ohh look again, he's now smelling the other one, he's such a procel.

Dude, have you seen this dork, he dresses with tight trousers in the bottom, and every day wears those fuckin stupid australia jackets, what the heeck with that procel!!

by Friendly one July 3, 2006

proc

Mainly used in gaming, describing the act of making something happen in order to gain advantage.

LOL:

Annie (meta supp) to Varus (adc): "Proc Morgana's shield so I can stun her".

by sudo kill January 23, 2017

Procanvic

Noun. A professional cancer victim. Someone who constantly reminds people that they had cancer, no matter how irrelevant it is to the topic/chore at hand or how long ago the cancer struck.

John: Hey, are you caught up on that billing for the last quarter?
Procanvic: I haven't gotten to it yet. You know I had cancer, don't you?

or

Jane: I love to go to the beach with my friends.
Procanvic: Back when I was undergoing chemo I couldn't stay out in the sun very long.

by Video Brooke October 29, 2009

Procauc

One whom is solely attracted to Caucasian individuals.

Adrienne: "I only like white men"
David: "So you're procauc (:"

by EpicFailurex2 November 11, 2010

Procality

Mental visions that feel like reality but are dreams that usually don't come true

Man 1: Hey i had this vision where i tripped walking up to this chick before asking her for her number but turns out i didn't trip and i also got her number

Man 2: Dude if i had that procality i wouldn't of even tried to get her number you got guts

Man 3: Nah you're just afraid of falling cuz your procality usually becomes true unlike mine

by Xenasin April 21, 2018